Rage (P.P.V. 26th August)

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Scene fades in. Wrestlers of the E.W.A. flash onto the camera, then fade out in succession. Debonaire by Dope begins to play as the clips continue. Finally, as the music begins to pick up various clips of multiple wrestlers going through their rounds in the ring rolls. A clip rolls of Dan Etoll nailing D.C.P. with a Dead Weight Dropper as the vignette comes to an end. As Etoll takes Payne off his feet the word Rage fades in. Bill Alteri's voice becomes audible as he screams over the all too numerous fans in a jam packed Bateman Center in Manhattan and the camera changes to the arena as it pans around the crowd.

Bill Alteri "Welcome to Rage! We have an absolutely explosive card for you all here tonight!"

Mr. Delicious "First up we have a huge royal rumble style elimination match to find just exactly who will be the next number one contender for Tim Dewey's television strap!"

B.A. "Following that we have a first ever in the E.W.A. Iron Circle match. "Mad Man" Rick Mondo, Akuma Akairo, and The Outpatient all go head to head in an all out slugfest, trapped within the confines of a circle of twelve cars."

MrD "Then we have the sensational Jeff Kane facing off against Pepi Martinez with the Euromerican championship on the line."

B.A. "And then immediately after another title will be on the line as J.C. Swinger prepares to defend his E.W.A. Extreme title against Violence."

The camera cuts to the back and fans watch on the Psychotron as the various superstars of the E.W.A. enter the building. Each roster member entered in the rumble enters and is recieved in his or her own way. Finally the entire roster is present as D.C.P. steps out of his enormous stretch limo. He begins to walk through the parking lot and a female fan approaches him wearing a black leather jacket. She asks him to sign an autograph and he stops. A huge smile spreads across his face and he turns to her.

"You want me to sign that?"

She nods emphatically and holds out a piece of paper and pen.

"Well too bad! You think I have time for asses like you?!"

The crowd boos wildly as he gets in the girls face. He throws both hands out in front of him and pushes her to the ground. She sits shocked for a moment as he begins to walk away. She pulls herself to her feet and snaps out of it quickly, however. D.C.P. continues to walk and she strides behind him. She reaches out her right hand and grabs him by the shoulder. He spins around and a look of rage flashes over his face. The girl winds her right arm back and balls her hand into a fist, then swings with a hard right, clocking him square in the face. The crowd erupts in cheers and the girl charges forward and hits him with right hook, this time sending him to the hard asphalt. She stomps on his chest with her heels and spits on his face. The camera zooms in on her face, displaying her features. She has blue eyes and medium length light brown hair with some blonde streaks in it. She rips off her jacket and the crowd once again erupts in cheers upon seeing the words "Deadly Candy" written across her pink halter top.

B.A. "I don't believe it! That's "Deadly Candy" Alyssa Sanders! There were rumors flying around that she might be signing with us.....but I had no idea!"

MrD "Woohoo! Look at those curves!"

B.A. "D. Man, tuck your lip in. You're starting to drool."

President Flaws comes into view and stands next to Sanders. He looks with her at the fallen D.C.P. as they both laugh. He pulls a contract out from his back pocket and holds it in front of D.C.P.'s face.

"Payne, you really screwed up when you screwed with a fan. Well, she was a fan at the time. Your career in the E.W.A. is over. It's not like you were going anywhere anyway. Loser."

Flaws rips up the contract and lets the pieces fall onto Payne's chest. He then pulls out a similar contract and hands it to Alyssa. He puts his arm around her shoulder and they walk out of view.

B.A. "How many more men will it take before they get the point not to cross the boss?!"

MrD "Who cares?! We just got a sexy chica on the roster. Move over Tina. Move over Trinity. Move over Bev. Move over Chaz. Alyssa Sanders is in the house!"

B.A. "Chaz?……Nevertheless, the huge rumble match is next! We're only minutes away from the biggest brawl of the century."

MrD. "More like seconds Bill, the countdown is about to begin!"

The hum of the countdown clock begins to warm up and the crowd waits in anticipation. As the countdown begins every member of the crowd chant in unison: 10.....9......8.....7.....6.....5.....4.....3.....2.....1 The clock hums loudly and the crowd cheers as the thick thudding bass of Mudshovel becomes audible.

B.A. "Shawn Remington is our first contestant entering the rumble here tonight."

MrD "Don't have much to say about this guy. He's a newbie, so I think he's gonna get his little ass knocked around quite a bit."

Shawn Remington strides to the ring as the countdown clock buzzes again:10.....9......8.....7.....6.....5.....4.....3.....2.....1

Peace Officer by Factory 81 blasts over the p.a. and the crowd pops pretty well as Sully Apathy steps through the curtain. He looks from side to side at the crowd, then tilts his head back and spits a blood red mist. He walks to the ring and slides in under the bottom rope. Both men size each other up and pace back and forth while waiting for the bell. The 2 minute ticker begins in the bottom of the screen as the bell is rung. Apathy charges forward and throws his arms up. Remington does the same and the two men grapple in a back of the head and inside of the elbow lock up. Apathy knocks Remington's hands away and wraps his arm around Shawn's neck, hooking him in a side headlock. He wrenches away at his neck, but Remington slips free and bounces off of the ropes.

B.A. "Incredible technical style shown by both men here in the early goings of this match."

MrD "Technical wrestling sucks. I want hardcore, brutal, bloody matches!"

As Remington returns from the ropes he checks Apathy with a shoulder block, sending him to the canvas. Apathy makes it to his feet immediately however, and as Remington once again bounces off the ropes he returns to find a clothesline nearly beheading him. Apathy picks him up by the hair and slips behind him. He hooks him up and lifts him into the air, then slams him down with a belly to back suplex.

B.A. "We're just seeing a continuation of great technical wrestling now."

MrD "I want some mother f*ckin' brutallity!"

The timer comes to an end and the buzzer goes off again. 10.....9......8.....7.....6.....5.....4.....3.....2.....1

Foul Taste of Freedom booms over the speakers and the crowd goes nuts.

Dan Etoll steps through the curtain and sprints to the ring.

B.A. "Looks like your wish will be granted D. The less fortunate man's champion is here!"

MrD "Bring on the brutallity!"

Dan slides into the ring and immediately starts trading punches with Sully Apathy. He throws him off the ropes and kicks him in the midsection when he returns.

B.A. "Could we be seeing a Dead Weight Dropper already?!"

MrD "Brutallity. Brutallity. Brutallity."

As Dan begins to turn he gets taken clean off his feet by a vicious lariat via Shawn Remington. Remington picks him up by the hair and whips him off the ropes. Apathy snaps out of it and as Etoll returns he pushes Remington aside and nearly rips Dan in half with a savage spear. Dan falls to the canvas clutching his stomach and Shawn Remington grabs Sully from behind by the hair as he gets to his feet. He grabs him by the head from the front and flips him over his shoulder with a snapmare. He immediately slaps on a rear headlock and begins to wrench away at Apathy's neck and head.

B.A. "Dan Etoll nearly taken out of this match already when his Dead Weight Dropper gone wrong was turned into a spear gone through."

MrD "I want blood."

The ticker in the bottom corner of the screen once again reaches zero and the buzzer once again goes off. The crowd chants: 10.....9......8.....7.....6.....5.....4.....3.....2.....1

Root by the Deftones begins to play and the crowd boos emphatically. As soon as the music reaches his ears, Sully Apathy gets a boost of adrenaline. He begins to raise himself to his feet and hits Remington in the midsection with hard elbows, breaking the headlock. Simultaneously Switch enters through the curtain and sprints to the ring, followed by Gerbil Smith. Apathy spins around to face Remington swings his right arm in a lariat attempt. Remington ducks and as Apathy turns he charges forward with a clothesline of his own. Sully ducks his clothesline attempt as well, however. Before Shawn can turn to face Apathy again, Sully wraps his arm around his neck from behind and drops to the canvas with a Scorpian Death Drop/reverse DDT.

B.A. "Nosebleed via Sully Apathy! Remington looks about as out of this as Dan Etoll now."

MrD "Now we can get down to the real brutallity."

Switch slides into the ring under the bottom rope and he and Sully begin trading left and right shots immediately. Switch gets the upper hand and knocks Sully off balance. He then grabs him by the wrist and whips him against the ropes. As he returns, Sully is taken off his feet by a running clothesline. Switch lifts Sully up by the hair as Dan Etoll can be seen making it to his feet in the background. Switch whips Sully toward Etoll, but instead is whipped himself as Sully gets a little air and reverses it. As Switch sprints toward him, Dan stands. He kicks him in the midsection and then grabs him by the head in diamond cutter position. He runs forward a few paces, then leaps into the air and drops to a sitting position, hitting Switch with a running stunner.

B.A. "Dead Weight Dropper! Switch can't be at all conscious anymore."

As Dan stands and turns to face Apathy, he gets nailed with a running lariat, sending him sprawling backwards over the ropes. As he hits the ground Bill Alteri speaks.

B.A. "Our first elimination! No one would have thought that it would be Dan Etoll."

MrD "Like I've said before. The man stinks in the ring, and in the skin."

Sully picks Switch up by the hair as the ticker once again reaches zero. The buzzer hums loudly as the clock begins: 10.....9......8.....7.....6.....5.....4.....3.....2.....1

Iron Man by Black Sabbath blasts over the p.a. and a large portion of the crowd boos, while another portion cheers. Vengence enters through the cutain and makes his way to the ring. Shawn Remington comes to and lifts himself up using the ropes. He walks so that he's standing beside Sully Apathy and the two men whip Switch off the ropes. Both men prepare to hit him with a double team. Vengence slides in under the ropes and and charges at Remington. An unaware Shawn Remington is knocked off his feet by a running dropkick. Sully backs up against the ropes and prepares to toss Switch out with what looks like a back body drop.

B.A. "Sully Apathy looking to eliminate Switch right now."

As Switch is nearly in Apathy's grasp, Sully left foot it tugged from behind and he spins to see Gerbil Smitch trying to trip him up. Gerbil quickly backs up and Switch comes to a complete stop. Sully turns to face Switch, and is pulled up by his waist, then spun around and dropped upper body and neck first onto the top rope.

B.A. "Guillotine stun gun via Switch."

MrD "I want blood damn it!"

Immediately following the stun gun, Gerbil Smith runs forward a few steps and leaps onto the ring apron. He grabs the stunned and winded Apathy by the hair and drops to the floor outside the ring, hitting Apathy with another guillotine on the ropes.

B.A. "Extremely cheap, but extremely effective double teaming efforts by Eternal Breakage."

Apathy begins to stumble back, clutching his throat and coughing uncontrollably. Switch pushes him from behind, grabs his legs and hoists, sending him over the top rope. Switch turns his back and immediately begins to walk to Remington and Vengence.

B.A. "Sully Apathy has been eliminat......what?! I can't believe this, and neither can Gerbil Smith! Apathy has held on to the top rope and has quickly pulled himself under the bottom rope, back into the ring! Sully Apathy is indestructable!"

Sully waits on a knee clutching his throat and coughing, trying to catch his breath. Switch and Vengence both hook Remington up, then send him crashing to the mat with a double vertical suplex. They both then lift him by the hair and whip him against the ropes. As Remington returns both men prepare to back drop him out of the ring, but Sully bounds to his feet and sprints forward toward Switch. He leaps through the air and clips Switch from the side with a spear, sending him through the ropes. Switch holds onto the second rope, however.

B.A. "Switch holding onto the ropes for dear life. How much longer can he stay in?"

Shawn Remington counters and nails Vengence with a hard clothesline as the countdown clock begins again as the ticker hits zero: 10.....9......8.....7.....6.....5.....4.....3.....2.....1

Headup by the Deftones blasts over the speakers and Hades sprints to the ring. He slides under the bottom rope and charges forward and knocks Remington off his feet and at the same time, making him spin in mid air with a vicious lariat. Apathy charges toward Switch, who now stands on the ring apron. Switch goes between the ropes however, and hits Sully in the stomach with a shoulder block. Apathy bends over and Switch grabs him by the head and arms. Gerbil Smith slides into the ring under the ropes and quickly grabs Sully by the waist. He heaves and Switch pulls and they throw Sully over the top rope to the outside. Gerbil jumps in place with his arms in the air and the crowd boos wildly. Vengence makes it to his feet and kicks an unsuspecting Hades in the stomach, then grabs him by the head and plants him with a DDT. Shawn Remington makes it to his feet as well and quickly positions himself behind "Cap Gun" Smith. As Gerbil continues to jump in victory, Remington shoves him from behind, thus knocking Switch off of the apron to the outside. The crowd cheers as Remington then grabs Gerbil by the hair, runs forward, and chucks him over the top rope. Channel and Tens sprint to ringside and begin to work on the downed Sully Apathy. They stomp his head and midsection until any consciousness that was still left in him is gone away. Hades quickly makes it to his feet and he and Vengence go back and forth with punches. He then simply grabs Vengence by the hair and wings him over the top rope. The crowd boos again. Remington sprints forward as Hades begins to turn and catches him with a flying neckbreaker. The timer in the bottom corner ticks down to zero and the buzzer goes off: 10.....9......8.....7.....6.....5.....4.....3.....2.....1

Spit it Out by Slipknot blasts over the speakers and Aaron Adams enters the arena. The crowd boos crazily as he makes his way to the ring.

B.A. "Wow......only four men remaining. Three of those men are now in the ring and this high capacity E.W.A. crowd is waiting in tense expectation to see who will step through the curtain next."

MrD "I just want to get this sh*t over with so we can get to the Iron Circle. Bring it on baby!"

Aaron Adams casually steps up onto the steps and enters the ring. Shawn Remington whips Hades off the ropes, but is knocked off his feet by a huge big boot thanks to Hades. "The Asshole" leaps onto Hades shoulders from behind, then spins around and takes him off his feet and to the mat with a hurrancanrana. All three men make it to their feet, and Adams leaps onto Hades shoulders from the front with another hurrancanrana attempt. Hades catches him and spikes him with a powerbomb, however. Remington then sprints forward and knocks Hades off of his feet with a flying dropkick. He immediately leaps onto the turnbuckles and turns back to face Hades. He leaps into the air with a shooting star press, but comes down with his leg across Hades throat.

B.A. "Leaving You Breathless on Hades, via Shawn "The Sex Pistol" Remington!"

MrD "I'm the only Sex Pistol in the E.W.A. damn it!"

Adams makes it to his feet and he and Remington whip Hades against the ropes. They both follow up and take Hades out of the ring with a double clothesline. Almost instantaneously afterwards, the countdown clock begins: 10.....9......8.....7.....6.....5.....4.....3.....2.....1

The lights go out and when they return Chaos stands in the middle of the ring behind Adams and Remington. As the two turn, a look of shock leaps onto their faces as Chaos sprints forward and leaps into then air with a double clothesline, taking both men clean off their feet. He stomps on the mat and yells at the top of his lungs in victory as the two men slowly make it to their feet, stunned. As they both turn to face him again he grabs each by the hand and pulls them in. He then releases their hands and nails them both with another double clothesline. They once again slowly make it to their feet and he once again grabs each by a hand. He whips them against the ropes and then turns to face them when they return. As they begin to return he sprints forward and leaps into the air with another double clothesline. This time both men counter, however. In stereo effect Chaos is knocked off his feet in the reverse direction as both Adams and Remington leap into the air and place both feet into his face and upper torso with front dropkicks. They both then whip him off the ropes and knock him over and out with a double clothesline. The crowd roars wildly as the last two men stand face to face. Remington holds out a hand and Adams takes it as the two shake.

B.A. "Great show of sportsmanship by both men. We were all expecting a huge eruption between these two young superstars, but instead we got incredible teamwork."

However, Adams then grabs Remington by the back of the head with his free hand and turns, then tosses Remington over the ropes with a spinning hiptoss-type maneuver. As Remington lands hard on his back the crowd boos wildly.

MrD "Hell yeah! That stupid ass deserved it! That only proves that there is truly one Sex Pistol in the E.W.A., me!"

Spit It Out begins to play as Aaron Adams is announced the winner.

B.A. "Next is the triple threat Iron Circle match. You don't want to go anywhere for this!"

A vignette of Mondo, Akuma, and The Outpatient plays. All three men are shown beating various opponents, then facing each other.

The camera cuts to the parking lot, where the last of twelve cars is parked in a circle. Some higher paying crowd members are seen standing outside the circle of cars, being seperated from the cars by numerous security gaurds. Inside the arena Carmina Burana begins to play. The crowd boos as Akuma Akairo walks down the red carpet leading to the Iron Circle followed by a referee. Then Walla Walla by The Offspring begins to play and a mixed pop is obvious. The Outpatient is lead to the circle of cars by his handlers, who have lead him from the van at the end of the carpet. They bring him inside the circle of cars, then remove his straight jacket and quickly back away. Hey Man Nice Shot begins to thud over the speakers and the crowd erupts in boos. "Mad Man" Rick Mondovi walks down the red carpet with a joint in his mouth and a singapore cane in his right hand. Once he gets inside the circle, he removes his black sweatshirt and takes one last puff from his mary jane before he stomps it out. The ref steps in between the three men and raises his arms in the air, then brings them down.

"Let's get it on!"

B.A. "This match should be brutal and savage."

MrD "Thank God for hardcore wrestling."

Mondo walks to one of the cars and opens it's back door as The Outpatient and Akuma begin trading punches. The Outpatient grabs Akuma by the hair and throws him on top of the hood of a car. He then follows him up and drops an elbow to Akairo's sternum.

B.A. "Outpatient looking to take this to his element, psychotic hardcore street fighting."

MrD (singing) "I love hardcore. I love hardcore."

The Outpatient then lifts Akuma by the hair and DDTs him on the car hood. The crowd lets out an ooooooh. A moment later "Mad Man" returns with a metal gas container. He jumps onto the car hood of the car next to the one occupied by Outpatient and Akuma and whistles. Outpatient turns and is knocked off his feet as Mondo flies through the air and clocks him with the gas container.

B.A. "We can't forget that this is Mondo's element as well."

MrD "How could we? He's the only man in professional wrestling that's both 'buzzed and brutal'!"

Mondo pops the lid of the gas container and pours a little on Outpatient's face, who responds with spitting and coughing. Akuma begins to make it to his feet and Mondo drops the metal container on the parking lot ground. He then picks Outpatient up and leaps off of the cars. The Outpatient turns around groggily to face Akuma, and his entire face is engulfed in a fireball of flame as Akuma blows a huge jet of flame in his face, which reacts with the gas.

B.A. "Hi No Jigoku!"

MrD "Hell Fire!"

Mondo retrieves his cane (which he left near the red carpet) and begins to approach Akairo. He stops however as he sees something.

B.A. "I'm not exactly sure why Mondo is stopping, but I'm sure we'll all see in a moment."

B.A.'s words are found true as Mondo sprints and leaps between two cars in the Iron Circle. He starts to make his way through the fans that are there and several of them pat him on the back for encouragement. Finally, a black stretch limo comes into view and the door opens to reveal J.C. Swinger and Tina, followed by Ron Styles.

B.A. "No, Mondo don't do it. Styles is just the enforcer, just a bodygaurd."

Mondo charges behind Ron Styles and nails him in the back of the head with his singapore cane. Styles stumbles forward a few steps and clutches the back of his head as he bumps into Swinger and Tina. Swinger turns around irritatedely and his eyes grow to twice their size once he realizes what's going on. He is spun back around however, as Violence grabs him by the shoulder and spins him, then follows with a right jab to the face. Swinger falls to his back and Violence laughs wickedly at his fallen foe. Ron Styles turns to face Mondo and gets hit with another cane shot to the head. Mondo hits him again. And again. And again.

MrD "101 Cane Shots! This is f*ckin' brutal!"

Mondo continues his punishment as Ron Styles simply leans lifelessly on the limo being able to do nothing but take the pain. Tina goes to slap Mondo, but Mondo turns and raises his cane with a look of pure hate on his face. Tina screeches and stumbles back. Mondo laughs, then nails Styles once more in the head with his singapore cane. Violence looks at Mondo and Mondo flashes him a sick grin. Violence returns to wicked smile and begins to laugh maliciously. Mondo turns around and walks back to the Iron Circle, leaving his fallen victim to lie in his own blood in his wake.

B.A. "These two are freaking sick b*stards."

MrD "You'd better watch your mouth, or you'll be on the same end of what I got."

B.A. "What's sick is that you support these men after one of them beat the living bejesus out of you."

MrD "It was nothing more than a lesson in respect, B.A. Just a lesson in respect."

The camera cuts back to the Iron Circle. Akuma lifts Outpatient to his knees. He then kicks his right leg and nearly beheads him with a hard kick to the side of the face.

B.A. "Gekido No Keru!"

MrD "Kick of Rage! Kick of Rage!"

Akuma lifts The Outpatient by the head and holds him from behind as he sees Mondo approaching the circle of cars. Mondo runs to the car he got the gas from and and jumps into the driver's seat.

B.A. "What the hell is going on here? It's not like he can turn that car on."

MrD "Are you retarded B.A., or do you just huff gas? I love Mondo's famous quotes. Anyway, that's his car. How do you think he knew that there was gas in it? He's one smart man. He chose to have his car as one of the ones used for the Iron Circle."

B.A. "I call it cheap."

MrD "I call it clever."

The lights of the car Mondo sits in flash on and flip into high beam mode. Akuma turns his head down behind Outpatient as not to be blinded. The Outpatient tries to turn his head, but has already been blinded. Mondo exits the car and walks to Outpatient with the cane in his hand. He kicks Outpatient in the stomach, causing him to keel over. Mondo then swings his cane over Outpatient's head and nails Akuma directly in the face, as he was busy trying to keep the light out of his eyes. As Akuma lets go of Outpatient and falls back clutching his head Mondo swings his cane again and beats The Outpatient in the back of the head with a hard cane shot. Mondo then charges forward and hits Akuma with another cane shot to the head, sending him careening to the hard asphalt. Mondo pulls a joint out of his pocket and several crowd members cheer as he lights it up and takes a puff. He then takes a huge toke, sucking until he can suck absolutely no more, filling his lungs, throat and mouth with smoke. Outpatient begins to stand and turn toward Mondo as he shields his face with his hands. However, he is once again blinded as Mondo blows a huge ball of smoke in Outpatient's face. Outpatient stumbles back blindly and Mondo hooks him up in STO position. He then places his right leg behind Outpatient's legs and drops him, making him do a back flip in mid air and then land on his whole front side.

MrD "Gangster Drop! It's all over now mother f*ckers!"

B.A. "Mondo has made an impressive showing here tonight."

Mondo picks up his cane again as Akuma begins to make it to his feet. He sprints forward and hits him again with a hard cane shot, taking him off his feet once again. Mondo then grabs Outpatient by the hair and tosses him into a random car. He begins to soak the car in gasoline and Akuma slowly begins to make it to his feet. Mondo finishes soaking the car, then turns back to Akuma who is now on his knees. Mondo drops the gas container and picks up his singapore cane again. Akuma holds his hands up in protest and Mondo stops.

"Get up you piece of trash."

Akuma slowly makes it to his feet.

"Blow your stupid fuckin' fireball on that car!"

Akuma fearfully turns his back to Mondo.

B.A. "Akuma Akairo has been degrated to a simple tool now. This is sick."

Mondo backs up about ten or fifteen feet as he then takes a huge breath and then blows his flame on the car, causing it to explode. The impact sends Akuma flying back several feet.

B.A. "NO! Where the hell is The Outpatient?!"

The camera pans around the still flaming car until The Outpatient comes into view, lying face first on the ground a ways from the car. The camera pans back to Mondo, who looks at Akuma, then does a backflip in the air and lands directly on his opponent, going for the pin.

B.A. "Amazing agility by 'Mad Man' Mondo. I can't believe someone of his size could successfully execute a standing shooting star press. Here's the pin, this has to be over! 1.....2.....3!!!"

MrD "That was beautiful! Now it's only going to get more beautiful. Next is a Euromerican title match as the champion Jeff Kane takes on Pepi Martinez with the title on the line."

A vignette plays of the events leading up to the title match.

The camera changes to the back where Jeff Kane is seen walking with Chaz out to the stage entrance. Jeff rubs his belt as he talks to Chaz.

"Chaz man, this is going to be the easiest title defense of my life. Pepi Martinez has absolutely no chance of walking out with this title. Look at me. I'm the New Sensation, just like Gator said."

As Chaz is about to speak he is cut off as J.C. Swinger belts Jeff in the back of the head with his Extreme title. Jeff falls to the ground as J.C. hits him with another belt shot. He then belts Chaz in the face in the same way, knocking him to the ground. He sneers at Kane, then walks out of view.

B.A. "That was payback for Jeff's brutal beating of Swinger in their last match, no doubt."

The camera cuts back to the arena as Down by the Stone Temple Pilots blasts over the p.a., while at the same time pyro explodes at the top of the stage and Pepi Martinez's video plays over the Psychotron. The crowd goes wild as Pepi steps through the curtain and makes his way to the ring.

B.A. "The challenger, Pepi Martinez, makes his way to the ring. This match should be all high flying, dare devil type maneuvers."

Last Resort by Papa Roach begins to play and Jeff Kane charges through the curtain with his belt in hand, holding the back of his head with his other hand.

B.A. "Here we go."

Jeff slides under the bottom rope and drops his belt. He then charges forward and leaps into the air. The ref tosses his belt out of the ring and calls for the bell as Jeff locks his legs behind Pepi's head and pulls back, nailing him with a hurrancanrana. Both men bound to their feet and Jeff whips Pepi hard off the ropes. Jeff attempts a tilt a whirl maneuever, but Pepi reverses it before he hits the ground and hits Jeff with an armdrag. Jeff bounds to his feet and Pepi whips him against the ropes. On his return Pepi tosses him with a hiptoss. Jeff reverses it, however. He flips in midair and plants Pepi with a DDT. Once again, both men make it to their feet at the same time, now a little slower. The crowd erupts in cheers.

B.A. "Incredible athleticism being shown by both men here in this incredible match."

MrD "I need blood!"

Pepi charges forward and leaps onto Jeff's shoulder's from the front. Jeff catches him however, and throws him straight up into the air in a flap jack/pancake-type reversal. As Pepi comes down, Jeff leaps into the air and drops his right leg over Pepi's head, hitting him with a high impact Kane-asser.

MrD "Now that.....that was.....f*ckin' brutal!"

Jeff quickly picks Pepi up by the hair and whips him into the turnbuckles. He follows him in and hits him with a high dropkick, spinning in midair. Pepi's body rocks from the impact. Jeff then charges in and leaps onto Pepi, flipping him with a hard monkey flip out of the corner. Pepi lands on his feet, however. Jeff turns and his eyes grow to a huge size as Pepi grabs him by the wrist and whips him against the ropes. Pepi sprints forward as Jeff returns and catches him with a head scissors takedown into a spinning arm drag.

B.A. "Absolutely incredible agility by Pepi Martinez!"

Pepi then leaps on the second turnbuckle and hits a moonsault.

B.A. "Going for the cover! 1.....2.....NO!"

Jeff barely throws his shoulder up and Pepi picks him up by the hair. Pepi whips him against the ropes, but is thrown himself as Jeff counters. When Pepi returns Jeff catches him with another hurrancanrana, sending him flying to the mat below. Jeff bounds onto the turnbuckle and turns to face Pepi. He then leaps into the air and does a backflip.

B.A. "Sensation! Sensation!"

Jeff barely misses Pepi as he rolls out of the way. Pepi immediately bounces off of the opposite ropes as Jeff slowly makes it to his feet. As Jeff begins to look up Pepi leaps over his head and wraps his arms around his waist and his legs around his head and neck, then wrenches back, planting his head and neck directly into the hard canvas.

MrD "I have my blood! Blood Driver!"

B.A. "Pepi going for the pin! 1.....2.....3!!! I don't believe it!"

The ref immediately checks on Jeff, as he lies clutching his neck.

B.A. "Jeff Kane's head and neck were already a little damaged going into this match. I can't imagine what they're like now."

E.M.D.s run to the ring and Jeff is placed on a stretcher as Down plays over the p.a. and Pepi is awarded his belt. Jeff is carried out as Pepi follows.

B.A. "Next is an Extreme title match as the champion J.C. Swinger takes on the disturbed Violence."

A vignette plays in which Swinger and Violence are both shown beating their opponents with weapons and such.

Punishment by Biohazard booms over the speakers and Violence's video plays over the Psychotron. The crowd boos wildly as he steps through the curtain with a wicked grin on his face. He slowly walks down to the ring followed by Mondo and Trinity and walks up the steps and then through the ropes to the inside. He backs up against the ropes opposite those nearest the entrance way and slouches back on them.

B.A. "Violence looks quite relaxed right now."

MrD "I would be too. Swinger is a no talent hack."

B.A. "That's up for debate."

MrD "No it's not. He sucks. Besides that, he's got Mondo in his corner."

Sober by Tool blasts over the p.a. and J.C. Swinger pushes the curtain aside and sprints to the ring. Ron Styles follows close behind and Tina casually strides to the ring.

B.A. "So D., you're saying that Ron Styles wouldn't be good to have in your corner?"

MrD "No, I'm saying that Mondo would be better."

The bell is rung as soon as Swinger slides into the ring, as Violence cuts him off with hard fists to the back of the head. He immediately picks him up by the hair and whips him against the ropes, then hits him with a yakuza kick to the face. He quickly picks Swinger up and goes to whip him again, but Swinger reverses and whips him into the corner. He then follows in and hits him with a huge body avalanche/body check, taking the breath out of Violence's very lungs.

B.A. "Immense power and inring ability being showcased by both Swinger and Violence right now."

Swinger pulls Violence out of the corner, then whips him against the ropes. As Violence hits the ropes, Ron Styles pulls the top rope down, sending him falling backwards out of the ring. Mondo immediately responds, and charges around the corner of the ring with his singapore cane. Ron charges forward and swings his right arm in a clothesline attempt. Mondo laughs, then swings his cane and stops Styles dead in his tracks with a cane shot to the head. Simultaneously, Swinger climbs out of the ring and whips Violence into the steel barricade outside the ring. He then charges forward and goes to spear Violence into the steel barrier, but Violence rolls out of the way, leaving Swinger lying in a heap.

MrD "Brutallity at it's most brutal!"

Violence goes to the items table and picks up Swinger's Extreme title. He then turns to the camera.

"You see this?! This is mine already!"

He then picks Swinger up by the hair and whips him into the steel barricade on the opposite side. As Swinger hangs by his arms, Violence charges forward and belts him in the face, busting open his lip.

MrD "Blood! Blood! Blood!"

Meanwhile, Mondo continues to beat Styles with his cane, cracking him repeatedly in the back of the head.

MrD "Some enforcer he is."

B.A. "You try to stand up after being beaten by a singapore cane at the hands of Rick Mondo."

Violence picks Swinger up and goes to whip him into the steel stairs, but Swinger reverses it, and Violence hits the stairs with his stomach, then flips over them from the impact as the stairs are knocked loose. Swinger picks up his title and waits for Violence to stand. As Violence stands, he gets knocked off his feet by a hard belt shot to the face. Swinger then picks him up by the hair and rolls him onto the announcer's table. Mr. Delicious and Bill Alteri scatter.

B.A. "Once again our fine commentator's table is being used for evil."

Swinger follows Violence up and then lifts him up by the hair. He pulls his head between his legs and pulls his arms behind his back.

MrD "Number Cruncher time!"

Swinger leaps high into the air and comes crashing down on Violence's whole face side, causing the table to collapse.

B.A. "Brutal move by J.C. Swinger. Going for the cover now. 1.....2.....NO! I can't believe this! Violence has kicked out!"

Swinger picks Violence up again and pulls his head between his legs.

MrD "Yes! Yes! Yes!"

As Swinger pulls Violence's arms behind his back, Mondo rounds the corner and sprints toward him. Swinger lets go of Violence, lets him drop, and ducks a singapore cane shot attempt. As Mondo turns back around, he gets kicked in the stomach. Swinger pulls his head between his legs and then pulls his arms behind his back. He leaps into the air and comes crashing down with another high impact pedigree.

B.A. "Beverly Hills Number Cruncher on Rick Mondovi!"

Swinger quickly picks Violence up and rolls him into the ring under the bottom rope. He climbs up onto the apron and enter the ring through the ropes. He then whips Violence into the corner and follows in with a clothesline, knocking what wind was left in Violence out. He then pulls Violence out and climb the turnbuckle, pulling Violence up with him. He then pulls Violence's head between his legs and his arms behind his back. In the background Mondo starts to make it to his feet, as does Ron Styles. Swinger takes a minute and flexes his biceps, an effort for which he gets a huge negative reaction from the crowd. Mondo makes it to his feet and grabs his cane. He leaps onto the ring apron and smashes Swinger in the back of the knees, sending both he and Violence tumbling to the canvas below. Ron Styles grabs Mondo's head and neck from behind and hits him with a reverse neck breaker from the apron to the concrete. After several minutes of no action the crowd begins to clap, slowly increasing the pace of their clapping. Eventually, Swinger and Violence both make it to their feet. Swinger swings his right arm with a clothesline attempt, but Violence ducks. Swinger turns and Violence whips him against the ropes. As soon as Swinger reaches the ropes, Violence knocks him out with a hard clothesline. Seeing Ron Styles he backs up, then sprints forward and leaps over the top rope with a flying clothesline, nearly beheading Styles. Violence then finds Swinger's Extreme title and sets it on the ground. He goes to the items table and gets a small bag.

B.A. "I wonder what the hell dirty trick Violence is up to now."

MrD "I don't know, but I bet it's gonna be bloody!"

Violence pours out the bag and thumbtacks fall out on Swinger's title. Tina runs to Violence and holds her hands up, pleading with him. He looks at her and scoffs. She slaps him with a hard right hand and he whips his head around in a snarl. Tina starts to back up, but bumps into Trinity as she does. Swinger starts to come to as Tina gets handcuffs slapped on her wrist and then the turnbuckle post outside the ring. Tina screams protest but to no avail as Trinity laughs cruely and slaps her in the face. Swinger gets distracted as he stands as he watches Tina and Violence kicks him in the stomach, then follows up with a DDT on the concrete floor. Tina begins to cry as Trinity holds her face still so that she has to watch Swinger's punishment. Violence lifts Swinger by the hair and looks him up in basic suplex position. He then hoists him into the air in a basic vertical suplex and walks so that he's standing over the Extreme title covered in thumbtacks. Tina cries in protests as Violence releases the suplex, the turns Swinger in midair and catches him with a tombstone directly on the hard metal title encased in razor sharp thumbtacks. Violence's knees are impaled at the same time and he grimaces as he turns Swinger over for the cover.

MrD "F*ckin brutal!!!!!!!"

B.A. "Violence has just planted J.C. Swinger on a thumbtack covered belt with the Punisher. This is inhumane."

MrD "Cover!! 1.....2.....3!!!"

Violence picks up his newly won title as E.M.D.'s rush to Swinger's aid. He's hoisted onto a stretcher and then rushed out of the arena as Violence holds his title in the air. The crowd erupts in boos and he laughs wickedly. Punishment by Biohazard blasts over the p.a. again and Bill Alteri speaks.

B.A. "Well, there you have it. We have a new no. 1 contender, and two new champions. This is Bill Alteri signing off. Speaking for both myself and Mr. Delicious good night, and good wrestling."